By Admin on Nov 29, 2008 in Elections
Johnny Blaze asked:
I say he could replace Robert Wagner as the spokesman for reverse mortgages, he could endorse one of those bath tubs for old people that have the easy-access door, he could endorse New Balance shoes (only the ones with the velcro though.), and maybe he could replace the Mercury girl and be a spokesman for the Mercury Grand Marquise.
I say he could replace Robert Wagner as the spokesman for reverse mortgages, he could endorse one of those bath tubs for old people that have the easy-access door, he could endorse New Balance shoes (only the ones with the velcro though.), and maybe he could replace the Mercury girl and be a spokesman for the Mercury Grand Marquise.
Any other ideas?
Since SNL is doing pretty well with it’s Palin sketches, perhaps they could resurrect the “Oops I crapped my pants” adult diapers sketch…it would be perfect for McCain.
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According to the second debate…hair transplants.
DELETE | Dec 5, 2008 | Reply
Pigs with a lipstick ?
nirv | Dec 7, 2008 | Reply
Hemorrhoid cream and also Viagra
Maverick McCain | Dec 8, 2008 | Reply
1)viagra
2) whatever that new alzheimers drug is
Super Freak | Dec 10, 2008 | Reply
Lettuce picked by illegals.
J T | Dec 16, 2008 | Reply
this product
shaolinthemple | Dec 18, 2008 | Reply
He likes to hang with all those hot women. I think it should be Geritol.
Plumber Rock | Dec 21, 2008 | Reply
He could sell that new fangled thing that they came out with when he was a child.
I think they call it dirt.
Nevets | Dec 23, 2008 | Reply
Viva Viagra!
ms bell | Dec 26, 2008 | Reply
Well, my friends, that DEPENDS! hehehe 8^)
Zap | Dec 27, 2008 | Reply
Some Type of High Blood Pressure Medication like Lopresser or Lasix…
or Anti-Anxiety Meds which he should use…..Possibly, Buspar or Zanax…..
His temper is goin to catch up with him if it already hasn’t….
Si Se Puede/Yes We Can | Dec 30, 2008 | Reply
In light of his VP choice, he could maybe start running a MILF web site.
Charles Hussein Veidt | Dec 31, 2008 | Reply
i say he would support bengay
lapaturtle | Jan 1, 2009 | Reply
Bush’s economic Policies if we are dumb enough to elect him!
daveadam_americanartist | Jan 2, 2009 | Reply
And your point is? What an inane question. Have you run out of intelligent questons or don’t you have any?
Peg B | Jan 3, 2009 | Reply
Oh, come one, you saw this coming….VIAGRA!
Ready to Go Home! | Jan 9, 2009 | Reply
Spray on comb overs
Bloodreaver | Jan 9, 2009 | Reply
Pre-packed “Moose Meat” from Alaska.
Conan | Jan 10, 2009 | Reply
Viagra and Depends, but in another month or so he probably will forget what to do with those products.
grobit625 | Jan 13, 2009 | Reply
Metamucil
Preparation H
The new Health Insurance that “BILLY MAYS” Endorses
CHAR L | Jan 15, 2009 | Reply
Colonial Penn Life Insurance
thinkpinkpunkrock | Jan 18, 2009 | Reply
obama could endorse KFC, Kool aid, Satanic churches, Food stamps etc.
I_AM_FOOTBALL | Jan 20, 2009 | Reply
Q = If John McCain were to endorse a product what would it be?
A = Oven chips
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Turnip tosser. | Jan 24, 2009 | Reply
Premier walk-in bathtubs.
Eurasian Cutie | Jan 25, 2009 | Reply
Remember that commercial “I’ve fallen and I cant get up!” for elderly people? That medical alert thing? Cuz we know he’s fallen and let’s hope he can’t get up!
EDIT – Yes, Side Face said it! Life Alert!
dollface | Jan 25, 2009 | Reply
Preparation H!!!
SAY NO TO McSAME! | Jan 28, 2009 | Reply
The Jitterbug…the cell phone with the great big numbers.
Badash | Jan 31, 2009 | Reply
lol I remember Bob Dole did Vaigra after he lost…I suspect McCain might be in for the same.
Croaker | Feb 2, 2009 | Reply
ADULT PAMPERS
(NO LEAKS) LOL
THAT ONE | Feb 4, 2009 | Reply
heimmoroid cream,constipation remedies,dihorreha medicines,incontinance aids,septic tanks,commodes etc
elayne y | Feb 4, 2009 | Reply
Eye Drops….he blinks more than anyone I’ve ever seen.
crazy2all | Feb 7, 2009 | Reply
“Geritol” – do they still sell that worthless crap? That would be the perfect product for McCain. “It fights Tired Blood”.
Vote Obama – kick some Neo-Con Butt!
Helios | Feb 9, 2009 | Reply